People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris
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  1. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. - William Shakespeare

  2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake! - Scott Adams

  3. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

  4. There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

  5. It seems to me that our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined that we cannot straightly think of one without the others. So it happens that when I write of hunger, I am really writing... - M.F.K. Fisher

More Quotes By Amy Sedaris
  1. Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.

  2. My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

  3. Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

  4. Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

  5. Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

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